Eight Haikus For B.H.

DAY ONE, YOU ENTERED
WITH QUIET AUTHORITY,
QUEUED UP THE J.T.

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LETTERS, SCRIPTS, PITCH NOTES,
MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZES: YOUR
CRIT’S SO PROTEAN

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AND HILARIOUS!
SLY, BACKDOOR CHUCKLE: JOY OF
YOUR SMARTS AND YOUR DOUBTS

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TEABAGGING AGAIN…
OH THOSE WORDS SLOSH AND TICKLE
YOU SAY, TEA BAG GING

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HOW TO REPAY YOU
FOR A _____ OF YOUR FEARLESSNESS
WHIFF? SIP? DASH? FISTFUL?

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BECAUSE YOU TEACH THAT
WRITING SLASH THINKING RUBS ONE
THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT

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REMIND US AGAIN
RAISE YOUR BOULEVARDIER
NO PENNY. NO SLOT.

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TO BRUCE OF L.A.
HEAVYWEIGHT AND HERO WITH
LIPSTICK SCENTED WRISTS